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The Pity Partygoer’s Playlist

Have fresh wounds you’d like to rub some salt & soda into? Wishing the heart plug in your aching cavity was just a little easier to reach? Looking for some insulin therapy after a gluttony of gaiety?… If so, let the wallowing commence via this venture into self-loathing and mindless contempt for all adjectives with excessive use of consonants (ie: bubbly, fluffy, funny…). Roll out a rug of rusty nails and flail about with me as we flagellate our way through the Pity Partygoer’s Playlist.

Note: This list is entirely objective and subject to personal taste, influence (suggestions welcome), addition, rearrangement and revision without notice; so visit often or subscribe for the latest.

Easing into the Salty Puddle

Mucking about the Swamps of Sadness

Minor-keyed Razorblades

*explicit

Party Rules

Every party has rules and the pity party is no exception. While these rules are typically assumed and unspoken the following attempt to highlight a few of these rules has been made for clarity’s sake:

  1. The focus must be on suffering, misery, and despair (preferably yours) – No pity party is complete without total self-absorption to the point wanton complacency.
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