Aeroplankton Enthusiasts Society

Intangible Products for an Ephemeral World

Life Lost Calculator

For the quick & painful calculation of lost life when purchasing, viewing, or otherwise participating in or with an object or activity. Warning! The math and logic behind this calculator is convoluted at best:


Note: While the intent was for all the values to be in dollars and hours; it is certainly possible for other measures to be used so long as consistency is maintained and mental stability and retention are sufficient.

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