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Aero… What?

If it were possible to fully define all things aeroplankton, you’d be reading it instead of this; however, in an effort to better classify the phenomenon for the sake of constraining this site’s focus, the following shall be our official attempt: Any organism, concept, or vague musing, unseen or unheard (without significant effort), or possessing […]

I Want My Life Back!

Whether mumbled in disgust or hurled at bloodcurdling speeds through aeroplankton habitat, this phrase has become a socially appropriate mantra of disappointment. We tend to lament such loss of life after particularly bad attempts at entertainment; however, the deep-reaching implications of these words may serve as intellectual dessert when considered further. To truly evaluate the […]

Life Lost Calculator

For the quick & painful calculation of lost life when purchasing, viewing, or otherwise participating in or with an object or activity. Warning! The math and logic behind this calculator is convoluted at best: Note: While the intent was for all the values to be in dollars and hours; it is certainly possible for other […]

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