Here lies a digital dubtape (playlist) of dreadful and disturbing ditties for the long dead, recently deceased or undying hosts that haunt your Halloween festivities, hallows-eve shindigs and macabre masquerades.
Have fresh wounds you’d like to rub some salt & soda into? Wishing the heart plug in your aching cavity was just a little easier to reach? Looking for some insulin therapy after a gluttony of gaiety?… If so, let the wallowing commence via this venture into self-loathing and mindless contempt for all adjectives with excessive use of consonants (ie: bubbly, fluffy, funny…). Roll out a rug of rusty nails and flail about with me as we flagellate our way through the Pity Partygoer’s Playlist.
Here lies an entirely objective list of wedding appropriate music. An attempt has been made to be as comprehensive as possible (despite personal taste) with categorizations that hopefully represent each of the varied emotions that inevitably come on such a special day. When multiple versions of a song exist the least like a soggy duvet is suggested.