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A heaping helping of the latest in news, happenstance and relevant whatnot from and about aeroplankton, the society, it’s members, and endeavors. From the less than tangible to the more than factual this is where you’ll come to feast.

Aero… What?

If it were possible to fully define all things aeroplankton, you’d be reading it instead of this; however, in an effort to better classify the phenomenon for the sake of constraining this site’s focus, the following shall be our official attempt: Any organism, concept, or vague musing, unseen or unheard (without significant effort), or possessing […]

I Want My Life Back!

Whether mumbled in disgust or hurled at bloodcurdling speeds through aeroplankton habitat, this phrase has become a socially appropriate mantra of disappointment. We tend to lament such loss of life after particularly bad attempts at entertainment; however, the deep-reaching implications of these words may serve as intellectual dessert when considered further. To truly evaluate the […]

Living in a Sneeze

Aaahhhchoo!!! We sneeze; we wipe; we move on; but, do we ever ponder just how awesome a sneeze is; what it is that’s tickling that nose lining, triggering those nasal nerve endings, or sparking a spastic nostril hemorrhage? Most of us blame airborne allergens or cite seasonings as chief among the conspirators; yet, these unseen […]

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